→ Suicide WILL ruin what's left of your life
“The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via itsmicca)
My cousin ordered a pizza for her and her little brother and it's actually the funniest story i've ever heard in my life. In her own words, this is what happened: Cousin: so, the pizza guy got here, and he was REALLY REALLY HOT and had a REALLY ATTRACTIVE VOICE
Cousin: and he was like "your total is $16.38"
Cousin: and I handed him a $20 and he was like "how much change do you want"
Cousin: and I
Cousin: at him
Cousin: for like 20 seconds
Cousin: and he was like "how much change do you want?"
Cousin: (IT GOES DOWN HILL. THIS IS NOT THE EMBARRASSING THING YET.)
Cousin: and I'm like "$2? [awkwardly long pause] $1? ...... NONE"
Cousin: NO CHANGE
Cousin: AND I LITERALLY GRABBED THE PIZZA
Cousin: AND SLAMMED THE DOOR
Cousin: (STILL GETTING WORSE, DON'T WORRY)
Cousin: ONCE THE DOOR HAS BEEN SLAMMED I REALIZE
Cousin: THE PIZZA
Cousin: CARRYING BAG
Cousin: AND FROM THE PORCH HE'S LIKE "um i need that back"
Cousin: AND I'M LIKE SHIT MAN
Cousin: AND I HAD TO OPEN THE DOOR
Cousin: AND WAIT FOR HIM TO PULL THE PIZZAS OUT
Cousin: AND HE'S JUST STARING AT ME
Cousin: AND I'M DYING
Cousin: AND IT TOOK LIKE A WHOLE 30 SECONDS
Cousin: AND MY BROTHER COMES UP AND HE IS LIKE
Cousin: SHE IS FLUSTERED CUZ SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE
Cousin: AND I DECIDE THAT CLEARLY I NEED TO PUSH HIM BY HIS FACE
Cousin: WHICH ONLY MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE
Cousin: AND THAT IS WHY I CAN NEVER EVER EVER ORDER DOMINOS EVER AGAIN FOREVER
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