seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline

Its not butter. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NHrWiZXzZ3E/TQ0srS-f_GI/AAAAAAAAAHk/Q80qt_d53xo/s1600/ICBINB+Orignial_Tub+Image.jpg

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